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Mike had Paul host this show. Will it be a disaster or will it be a great show? Paul gets off to a rocky start. We’re also joined by Eric, Edge, and Donny calls in later on.

First major news: Edge, the 27-year-old Filipino-American who moved to Korea last year to meet chicks, is no longer a virgin. He gives details on his first sexual experience (with a hooker, basically). A direct quote from his story is: “I was like whoa.” — he mentions how he kept going even though he finished, and the condom slipped off inside the girl. Edge tipped the hooker $1.70, that cheap bastard.

Edge also talks about how he texted a girl he loved her and she didn’t respond. Edge is also going on a camping trip with some chicks. Good luck to him. Edge doesn’t shave his pubes. How does he feel that he’s lost his virginity now? Is he sad? Has he had sex since?

Paul talks about his recent quests for pussy. He hasn’t been laid in a while. Currently working on a Japanese girl.

Donny calls in from the hospital and joins us. He’s in a lot of pain, and he and Eric talk a lot about it. Something about a ruptured appendix. Filipino nurses. This discussion goes on for quite a while. No, we won’t edit it out.

Donny’s also finally a homoner… oops, I mean “homeowner”. Donny’s house is worth more than all of Edge’s parents’ houses combined. Edge isn’t so sure about that.

Edge doesn’t want to live in America because he has more “chances” in Seoul. Edge’s potential new nickname is “Chances”. Paul’s potential new nickname is “Positive Paul” — assuming he tests positive for HIV.

Paul still has trouble hosting the show. Eric calls him the worst host ever. Donny then hypes up a story that bores everyone. We also talk about Curt (aka Curt-tha-flurt aka CTF) and his ghetto set-up and how we were fucking with him on Facebook. Hopefully he’s not upset.

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